Diddlydee

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Wipe your feet on the way out.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I did once send a message to the childminder parents group that was meant for my wife. It referenced a porn movie series we watched, called Oil Overload, for which the new one had just come out. I think the message read something like 'OIL OVERLOAD 14!!! YEEHA'. No one mentioned it, but I'm sure they knew.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Exactly who it was made to look like (massive bell end Steve Harvey).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The best sitcom ever, bar none.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Killing Eve is great for one series. Good for two. The third was rubbish. We didn't bother with the fourth.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, sure plenty of folks don't earn enough to do those things, but plenty do. You work simply because you're not getting anything (or not getting enough) for free.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Relax, turn around, and take my hand.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

From the verb 'rock' meaning to move back and forth, and usually means arriving late or unannounced. It came from rock n roll in the 60s. Before that it was common to say 'roll up'.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

In your car, house, whatever, that's fine. If you're the kind of person who does it on the street or public transport, you're a twat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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