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Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Zero.

With the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as before in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I've never seen a single TikTok. My dad did this one to me in 1988.

American and British English spelling and pronunciations in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I'm British and have never said the first one you mentioned and don't think I can recall hearing it. Nearly everyone one will use the second version - adver-tize-ment, although it's most common to hear ad or ad-vert.

Edit: just asked my great granny who is 99, and she pronounced it adver-tize-ment, so not a generational thing.

With the current state of the news, April's fools aren't fun anymore because they can't be distinguished as easily as before in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I went to the toilet and shouted for my son that I needed toilet roll. When he came in, I grabbed it from him and touched him with my hand, which I had covered in chocolate mousse. Worked a treat.

Chinese Millennia in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Isolationist idiot.

Prince Andrew’s accuser Virginia Giuffre given ‘four days to live’ after horror crash in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (10 children)

How on earth would they know she has 4 days to live? The article says renal failure. Dialysis is a thing. Seems vague and fishy.

Who is your oldest "hear me out" that you can remember from childhood? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Cheetara from Thundercats.

Putin to conscript 160,000 more Russians for war with Ukraine in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Operation Human Shield. Just cannon fodder.

Musk's xAI swallows Musk's X in ego-friendly, all-stock deal in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Isn't it wild that people think this obvious idiot is a genius?

CIA found the Ark of the Covenant by using psychics, declassified files claim in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Raiders of the Lost Ark came out in 1981. This Charlatan definitely knew of it. Utter bullshit and, as always with supposed psychics, suitably vague. It's why you never see the headline 'Psychic wins lottery'.

Spreading the word in c/[email protected]

Is urine that has been aged in a milkjug (say, 85f for a week) grosser than urine that's fresh from the urethra? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

You should not do whatever you're thinking of doing.