Diddlydee

joined 1 year ago

When you count, your lips don't touch until 1 million. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

My lips touch when I say one.

People wearing coats today, what's wrong with you? in c/[email protected]

What cartoon is like crack cocaine for you? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Samurai Jack

is it ok to call a woman “sir” in your opinion? in c/[email protected]

If I got the chance to go to space I would take it in c/[email protected]

Announcing a new rule: "no generative AI content" in c/[email protected]

I would be more concerned about a teacher that was anti vax, or pushed their religious beliefs on my kids. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't give a shit, because I'm not a weirdo, Naj.

What's the point in getting married? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

A small fee rather than a small fine, surely?

'Trump 2028' apparel on sale at the Trump Organization's online store in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

It's pitchforks and guillotines time.

TIL it rained chunks of red meat in Kentucky in 1876, and the cause was never identified. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago (14 children)

'two men who tasted it'... From the wiki article. What the actual fuck. 'Let's try the random sky meat'.

Embrace it and you'll have a better time;) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I enjoy being breastfed, shitting myself, and mewling.

Even the U.S. Government Says AI Requires Massive Amounts of Water in c/[email protected]