Diddlydee

I feel awesome, because I'm no oil painting but I reckon I'd win in this field. Born too late, me.

I wouldn't take my kids to an event given the current climate in the US. Some bad stuff is about to go down somewhere, some Tiananmen Square shit.

I'd go myself.

The shadow is a bit rubbish

No cats were harmed in the making of this tattoo

That's marvellous, but I'd fill in a few gaps in the middle.

Was just going to ask if it's as shite as it looks.

Experts, my ass.

What? I'm not abandoning him. I just get free childcare when he hits 3.

Whereupon they furrowed their brows for a moment then looked at each other with a raised eyebrow and a long sigh.

'Ah, it's one of these buffoons'.

It clearly didn't.

Just finished Slaughterhouse Five again. Reading Starve Acre and the complete farside collection.

I like widdershins, which just means counter-clockwise, or circling something while keeping to the left.