Diddlydee

Your neighbour is an interfering twat.

Nah. Hubris.

Or maybe permafrost ancient virus.

None of those words will make me like it.

I am aware. It was a joke.

There is an Indian perfume base called Mitti Attar which tries to replicate this smell. It's like damp moss at first scent, then develops into rain on hot sand. It is entrancing. Proper Mitti Attar sells for thousands and takes years to make.

I hate finna more than all the others.

Americans are weird about teeth.

Bags with pull strings are bullshit. Just use your spoon to press against the side of the mug. No need for a garotte.

Sounds very general. How long are we talking? How old are the kids? How many?

If the jeans look good, I don't care if it's buttons or a zip.

One thing I will say, you ain't catching your foreskin on a button.

In no way dirty sounding.

Bring out the jimp