DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago

Don't knock it til you try it in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Instructions unclear; now I'm dizzy as well as confused.

DONNY'S AUTO-MART COMMERCIAL in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I take back every bad thing I've ever said about AI. This is peak art.

RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

And what if this "weakened form" gives you autism? Have you thought about that?

Edit: guess this needed a '\s'

Linux distros if they were high school stereotypes in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Red Hat: teacher's pet

Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Tennessee man shot ~~by his dog while lying in bed~~ due to his own gross negligence.

There, I fixed the headline.

me after completing a simple task I've put off for a month rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Really humblebragging with that egg, mate.

Nicole's images all seem like they were secretly shot in video calls, don't they? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

There are apes involved somehow idk

The sound of the deep in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I think I found my spirit animal and/or fursona.

Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm. Have provoked a Canada goose once, got the feisty handed to me.

The Hooker in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

Like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

The people of Lemmy have spoken! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

There used to be a satirical Facebook group called "Christians for Michelle Bachman" that was fucking hilarious. I hope this community turns into something like that.

Bluesky in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How do we really know it was nonconsensual though?