DickFiasco

It's the Dead Ringer from Team Fortress 2

Question from a concerned parent: did the quinoa turn your kids gay?

What are we going to do tonight, Chicago man?

You mean stimboofing?

Pardon me, did you say "Abe Lincoln"?

Edit: I was trying to reference this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcuYKyHEgs

I think the GOP intentionally spews some ridiculous shit like this every so often to make their regular shit look less crazy.

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Well, Mr Chalupapocalypse, your breakthrough on cold fusion is really profitable for the company, but the VP of marketing was disappointed you didn't cup his balls during last week's blowjob session, so...best we can do is a 3.9

Would you say we're in a zone of danger?

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He's his own best friend