DickFiasco

I'm still waiting for that TV show where the guy says"I'd buy that for a dollar"

Well, both could be correct. I can't find the relevant info on Wikipedia though.

It rubs the frankincense on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again.

I'm stealing this

"Around the world" aren't the lyrics, they're just another instrument. You wouldn't say that the drum beat is repetitive, for example.

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

Their format and style makes them highly meme-able.

It's a series of tubes, actually. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

I always pronounce it "fezzik" like Andre the Giant's character from The Princess Bride.

This is the only explanation that makes sense.

Definitely a hardcore gamer. Look at that head set.

This exact picture was posted 11 months ago.