DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Book is John Dies at the End?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This image would make H. P. Lovecraft shudder in disgust.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Angels can't melt steel pins

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's raining men by the weather girls.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, you're right. I always confuse her character's name with the title of the film.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

She was in Matilda but I don't remember her character's name.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'm starting to suspect that these Fox News guys might be somewhat biased.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

When I read "never used a computer with a keyboard and mouse" my first thought was "wow, they only ever used punched cards" until I realized you meant they only used touch screens.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Should probably ban acorns too, because they sound too much like real guns. Or so I hear.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow, Moss returned.

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