DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Man just tryna provide for his family. Damn kids.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine...

[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago

If I'm ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It's got shocks, pegs. Lucky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The responsibility has been successfully transferred to the taxpayers.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A sci-fi drama about a guy who develops a brain tumor. The tumor becomes sentient and can communicate with the man through their shared thoughts. Over time, they develop a kind of friendship. At the end, the man must undergo brain surgery to remove the tumor. Despite being able to prevent the surgery somehow (haven't worked this part out yet), the tumor allows it to happen anyway, knowing that it must die in order for the man to live.

I think I would write this as a short story, but I've never written any fiction before and don't even know how to start.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

dankness norm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be fair, real-life dating is also shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This documentary was inspired by the murder of Gunnar Gunnarssonsson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-OOpZitfd0

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Yes officer, this comment right here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Gordon Freeman, in the flesh.

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