DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ohhh shit, lawd Jesus. Muthafuckin bootleg fireworks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We need to get Solomon Epstein working on this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

What you just said... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that can be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this ~~room~~ thread is now dumber for having ~~listened to~~ read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do I subscribe for more garlic facts?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I was thinking "Medusa"

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In-person meetings too. My company used to fly people across the country for one-day meetings. In a shocking revelation, that turned out to be unnecessary when the pandemic forced most meetings to be virtual.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Just imagine the carnage if his hands had been just slightly larger.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Thanks. I spoke too soon.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You better lose yourself in the music

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hard to tell because it's a recording, but yeah I was thinking something very small like a 22 short or a high powered BB gun.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Strap-on human butt cheeks. Now I've seen everything.

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