DickFiasco

joined 2 years ago

Best poem written in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Nature's equivalent of locking the car door when a group of dubious youths walk by.

POV in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Shoot the hostage.

Europeans watching US/CA relations implode in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I recently saw $9/dozen in New Jersey.

Europeans watching US/CA relations implode in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Too soon.

Man who voted for Trump cries out as immigration officers for take his wife for deportation - Law and Society Magazine. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

The leopards are gonna get fat from all the face-eating.

scientist rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago

Closely related to the phrase "I'm not racist, but..."

"Welcome to the year of the snake!" in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

You eel in snake's clothing!

Unboxing video in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Angels of death float around aimlessly for two minutes twiddling their thumbs while the ad plays.

It was impossible to resist in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don't eat gutter water.

Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers a buyout to resign in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Or when they have to fix the Fortran program that runs the whole Navy or something.

Hoping for the funniest possible outcome in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Wings as a Service (WaaS)

Ahh hell nah! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can I get the same adapter in black?