Diabolo96

joined 2 years ago
[–] Diabolo96 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

just received a notice that my surname is finally officially changed (: I'm not married its just my old name was hard for everyone to pronounce and it always felt like shit so I'm relieved I dont have to experience that anhmore

~~I don't think Kal-El is hard to pronounce nor shit, superman. Honestly, I don't think Clark is any better~~

Note : this joke was completely wrong and despite that people liked it. I am disappointed in you guys. Don't upvote mediocrity!

Anyway, Here's a fixed version:

I don't think El is hard to pronounce nor shit, superman. Honestly, I don't think kent is any better

[–] Diabolo96 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They aren't any better. She invited them and they freaking refused. Both!

[–] Diabolo96 30 points 1 year ago

At least in academia they deserve it.

[–] Diabolo96 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

There's this real story of a Chinese woman thar got hit in the head, went into coma and woke up speaking perfect English (she was an English teacher after all), but the interesting part is that she completely lost her ability to talk in her mother tongue. Let's imagine that It could be possible that the monster would have had a similar brain injury, but instead of losing the ability to speak, he would completely forget everything but his OSHA training.

[–] Diabolo96 9 points 1 year ago

Why jk. You want more violence or less towards extremely crooked politics?

I am the kind that would enjoy the use of the guillotine in such cases.

[–] Diabolo96 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oui, c’est logique. L’impunité, voire le soutien international des agressions d'Israël envers ses voisins, a fait qu'il y a un moment où ça devait craquer. Le pire, c'est que l'Occident croit que c'est les pays constamment agressés qui sont en tort et n'ont simplement pas le droit de se protéger ou de riposter, ce qui me fait complètement perdre foi en l'humanité

[–] Diabolo96 2 points 1 year ago

Il est facile de détruire notre héritage culturel.

[–] Diabolo96 7 points 1 year ago

Probably a cigarette dispenser.

[–] Diabolo96 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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