DefinitelyNotAPhone

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[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 62 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I refuse to believe this isn't a troll. There's no way there's a person out there that knows all of these and believes all of them to be false, that level of cognitive dissonance would literally melt a human brain.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's truly the GOAT of difficulty in video games. You can play through the whole game without ever really needing to get sweaty, but if you want to get sweaty it'll reward the hell out of you for going back and P-ranking the whole game, and soon enough you'll be hearing Free Bird playing constantly in your head.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This man was grown in a lab to turn Hexbear socdem (again)

Because it'll become a problem for some other executive in ten years, who will use the fact that they didn't choose to put it there as a selling point on how good at project management they are when they rebuild it somewhere else. Nobody making decisions loses out here.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sir they've already voted for him, you don't need to keep selling him to the voters.

Harris was literally calling for Iran's blood not 8 months ago while talking up how having the "world's most lethal military" was one of her top goals if she was elected.

If you'd like me to stop shitting on the opposition for being warhawks, maybe find some opposition that don't want to glass Tehran just as much as the Republicans.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm sure the second one will magically be more potent than the first. If anything, the Dems will probably start clapping like seals for how 'presidential' it is for Trump to drop bombs on brown people, just like they did when he assassinated Soleimani in his first term.

No no no but see, the real issue with bombing other countries is that we didn't follow da rulez while doing it!

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

While there is something understandable about partially wishing for it, I don't think anyone is going to lead a genocidal strategic bombing campaign against the United States to level every manmade structure taller than knee height before promptly having 95% of the planet embargo them for 75 years, so I doubt the US can emulate the DPRK's economic situation too well.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Additionally, historically the capitalists have been quite good at class solidarity between one another, even between factions that are unaligned in their own self-interests. You don't get to the point of ruling over hundreds or thousands of employees and making millions or billions off of their surplus labor value without realizing that if you let those same workers ever figure out that they don't need you and outnumber you 1000:1, you are beyond fucked and it is worth it to ally with anyone in the same boat as you to keep that from happening.

[–] DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

The non-billionaires are part of the capitalist class. They're on the same side as the billionaires; there isn't some magical divide that pops into existence once you cross the threshold from eight to nine digits in your net worth. The problem still remains.

Yeah there's nothing evil about the palantir inherently, just the fact that an evil demigod is currently shoving his malice through them at all times.

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