DayOfDoom

joined 4 years ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My quest for revenge against this vile industry began at my dead wife's funeral when I found a rose mysteriously left at her freshly compacted burial plot with the note "If you seek justice, follow your nose."

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hug him and cherish him while he's alive and tell him to never to do Glade plugins.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

She's waxed, yes. Waxed on candle.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

I showed you my theories of surplus value. Please respond.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Respect the lore.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Hope you touch a nerve in your wrist with a blade, dude.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Still on call waiting. It's been like 7 Grind songs. After the 10th one I'm hanging up and calling again.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

911 just put me on call waiting after I mentioned my name and address.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Do not candlelight me right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

lol, she's on the "Carnivore" diet and droppin' slurs. Nerd-fascist loser.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just checked. It's the woman from the video. And she has a life-size Lara Croft statue in the corner of the room next to a fake giant stick of butter for some reason. Also getting some weird accent of her like French Canadian or Israeli. It sucks either way. Oh, she's doin' bible streams too. She suuuuucks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

K, now I'm also getting a subtle hint of dragonfruit from her.

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