Daxter101

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What... What even is this comment. Why even pick these totally inconspicuous movies to fill your triplet?

I understand nothing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Doomerism gets you nowhere.

Voting for the 70% Hitler instead of the 100% Hitler is the right move, not because it will save you or solve any of your problems, but because it gives you time, to create solutions.

Rich fucks won't save you. Community and cooperation might. But those need time.

So vote for the least fascistic fascist available, and use the time to find solutions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Uhh... Am sorry to be a bummer, but I don't get it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

The rich: a different breed of jawbreakers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Ah, I see. Still based.

(Also thanks, fixed, preserving the drama of the comment chain)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (6 children)

I mean...

Saliva is at least a bit corrosive, and a tongue is at least slightly rough.

Assuming a non-injurable tongue, how many licks of a boot would it take to reach bone? Or marrow?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Based 😌

I always felt that that writer was cool.

Too bad they were caught 🥲

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (5 children)

This is really interesting, but I got a bit confused by the language.

Can someone explain, what the "common mistake" being done by bad research until now is?

And what is the conclusion relating to alcohol use?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

The Deep Texts... As Ancient as they are Powerful.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well, he sure as fuck has balls.

Literally, metaphorically, as well as probably 3 times a day

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Absolutely. Lovable. Still a cop.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Semele was just a priestess who got diddled by Zeus, as you do, and got pregnant with Dionysus.

However, after shenanigans by Hera, she got tricked into asking Zeus to show himself to her in his full godly might, and because he was oathbound due to earlier power-of-boner stuff, he had to unwillingly comply.

He tried his best to show the tiniest sliver of his true being that would count, but she was still mortal, and got burned in godly flame for just witnessing him.

Zeus, saved the foetal Dionysus by strapping him to his thigh until the thigh-pregnancy was complete, and later, Dionysus found his mom in the underworld, and made her into the God of Drunk Frenzy.

Following all that, Semele appears to be uppity about her incredible husband to her sister, because Semeles husband carried their fetus to term after Semele died, while her sister's husband was a mere wife-and-son-murder-attempter.

I love out of context ancient greek mythology. Btw, all that, makes Dionysus the only god in this graph, apart from Gaia herself, to not be the product of direct incest. (Is brain-parthenogenesis incest? Who knows)

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