You know that's offensive, right? π‘
Dave2
joined 1 year ago
Why do they not have eyes? WHY DO THEY NOT HAVE EYES
Plot twist: he needed to get salt
So real story here, the reason it took so long was that everytime somebody built a house thousands of house spiders would flock in, rendering the house unusable. Then somebody had the bright idea of building a decoy house which also become the first shed.
I don't even need to be drunk to do that
*whisper* you.. must.. find more...
I spent three summers at a lumber camp. The weather was always hot and humid so I decided it wouldn't kill me to not use ear protection. Now I have tinnitus.
And kill that innocent face?? Nah I would rather die of dehydration.
Guys, don't fall for it.. Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes... Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight π
1.have wank
2.go on Lemmy
3.see omnipotent cat god disapprove of you
4.???
5.burn in cat hell
Me doing the same with only one box of Mac&cheese to my name