Dave2

Some sort of performance improving lube?

Could you explain?

That's a bird? Look more like a flower to me

Yippeee!!

Technically correct, the best- *is carpet bombed*

Facebook decided to be even more of a dead platform so it started to cater to the afterlife, thus deathbook was born.

If you ignore the upper "who comes" and spiral anticlockwise it reads "who decides who comes to this country"

Uhh you seems to have crossposted to the same community there mate

Causes instant death but also addiction? They resurrect me and I immediately go for another can of air duster.

Have you... ever thought about death? I suggest you do, it could come at any minute.

Flies are... *checks notes* racist?

I can't read for shit and thought somebody gifted you a blue ringed octopus for halloween.