Daqu
Masturbating with corn flakes is not easy
Communting and wearing shoes everyday sounds meh.
I want my own desk with the same hardware I have at home. Booking a flex desk in advance, bringing all my stuff except the monitor, setting it up, adjusting the chair and getting a new problem with every new desk is a bad start for the day. Also having the same people around me, helps me to feel "home". But sinc I'm nonstop in MS Team meetings, there is no way for me.to interact with anyone in the office. So maybe reduce the number of meetings, they are useless anyway.
And I hate the coffee in the office, it gives me headaches.
Hoffentlich kommen Alices dunkle Geheimnisse nicht raus.
And the support! Years ago they would just send you a replacement. Now the just send an"sucks to be you" answer.
I hope they all take the severance pay. But please ilm the CEO when he learns that he is the last one working there.