DCErik

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My neighbors GMC Denali parked illegally in front of a stop sign and crosswalk, next to my other neighbors Mazda Miata in c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

One of your neighbors is hung like a field mouse. Which it is is left as an exercise for the reader.

Let's cute up our day. in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Peaches, Nugget, and Miso

Fact in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Bothsider nonsense.

Someone didn't cancel their plans for the day. in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

I won an online digital photography contest that day.

Top Ten Reasons Americans Want Enormous Cars in c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Giggling in hatchback at this.

New Bill Would Make All Pornography a Federal Crime in the U.S. in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

They can have my pornography when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!

Did I Mention It's A Botox Bullet? in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let her cook! I approve of that idea.

Inspirational quote of the day in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago

Sounds like the difference between supportive adult and an abusive one.

Was there some oath or something? in c/peoplebluesky@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

Every time a Republicant mumbles their oath of office, with the Bible scorching their palm, it's a perjury trap.

Lots of immigrants that seem to get a pass for some reason in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Epstein visa...

Lots of immigrants that seem to get a pass for some reason in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I hope she spends her golden years mucking out hourly motel rooms by the Ljubljana airport.

*time traveler sneezes* in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

He wants to be Pope.

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