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I also would have assumed that, had they not said "historically Maine safe" then linked homicide statistics for three random years like some kind of chatbot scripted 10 years ago by some 14 year old kid whose mom works for the Greater Maine Chamber of Commerce, yet here we are

The whole "ashes of a red heifer, secret third temple mount rebuild, 500 priests training in a secret underground compound," conspiracy theory rabbit hole is not something I would have ever expected to be reading about as a contemporary religious event

Israelis with red hair and blue eyes speaking to you in their only language, English, in which they are barely fluent, trying to convince you of their rich ethnic heritage but all I hear is cracker cracker mayonnaise marshmellows bologna apartheid

At this point it doesn't even matter if they realize it, I don't care if Slavjob Hotsogovich has to invent ten new levels of meta ironic posturing to explain it, but this is satire and I will not be convinced otherwise

Only in the army would nobody question the assumption that hearing voices automatically translates into always doing everything the voices tell you to do

We're up to an average of 1-2 a day now, though; but formal statistics are explicitly legally prohibited from being gathered and compiled because pediatricians tried to turn it into a public health issue several decades ago.

You would not fucking believe how many toddlers find their dad's "unloaded" pistol, please do not ask me how many times a year I am rewarded for my poor life and career choices by being reminded of this

Wtf you mean "will be reclassified," they magically somehow always take the shooter into alive if they're white and didn't 4chan themselves

New topic - Epstein's mass casualty event simulation training center for youths in rural New Mexico

... what ?

If you've ever wondered whether you meet the formal diagnostic criteria for narcissism causing impairment to your life to the point where it is a full fledged personality disorder - congratulations - you now no longer meet the diagnostic criteria for narcissism.

That was just a deep undercover cop/mob guy (sorry, I always confuse organized crime with the police, I'm working on it) on a bender though, shit happens all the time.

Having the #1 high school for opiate overdoses in the nation would somewhat argue against the structural integrity of your hypothesis.

Also reducing public safety down to reported murder rates is some really airtight logic

I have been to a lot of gun shows in my day and for all I know, what you wrote might be the modern legal argument or whatever as far as libs on the joke of our SCOTUS; but I can personally vouch for the absolutely confirmed existence of insane "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" gun libertarians, sov cits, white supremacy, tree of liberty watered with the blood of the patriot, cult compound guys since at least the 70s, and undoubtedly before that, and I've seen the typewritten manifestos to prove it.

If anything the 2A guys are WAY more moderate than they used to be. The old guard of rednecks before my time all had a bunch of basically illegal shit that was grandfathered into being quasi legal, not because it was a good idea, but because the ATF didn't feel like losing all their field agents.

Could not disagree more with what you said. Reagan doing a heel turn on his nut job electorate and dramatically restricting gun rights as governor because of the black panthers is def peak radicalized shit for libertarians working their way into a more coherent political systems theory, though.