Cuberoot

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

$123

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  • $93 in quarters
  • $20 in dimes
  • $5 in nickels
  • $5 in pennies
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Miss Blueberry

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

It's popularity peaked before my time, but when Soeur Sourir (The Singing Nun) topped the charts with Dominique-nique-nique, it must have enjoyed significant secular popularity, perhaps in part because they didn't know French well enough to really understand the lyrics.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 months ago

No. I mean, I could name a price, but it'd be unethical and borderline fraudulent to actually charge it knowing that better and more enthusiastic blowjobs can be found for so much less. I just wouldn't scam a customer like that. This attitude is why I can't work in sales.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

A55 🍊 RGY

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Occasionally, maybe once per paragraph, misspell a word intensionally. Your family, knowing how carefully you used to profread your own writing, will notice this as abnormal behavior. Either you captors have already damaged your menial health or you are trying to conceal a message. Gards reading you letters before posting them may be more used to bad writing among their detaines and not suspect anything deeper. Your family might reply using the same code, both acknowledging receipt of your coded message, and perhaps including a key for a more secure one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The anal sex sense of the term buggery is etymologically related to the Bulgarian people. I think because Christian Europeans named a deviant sex act after their heathen neighbors who allegedly practiced it, but it might have been the other way around.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's strange, I thought you people would use kilometres for that? Anyway, I checked it out too and amazingly, she's also exactly 9 miles away from me, even though I'm in Tennessee.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Q: What happened when the smartest Texan moved to Oklahoma?

A: It lowered the average IQ of both states.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Luigi Mangione tried, convicted of murder, and sentenced to life in prison. (I lose if no trial occurs in 2025, whether due to plea deals, procedural delays, or he gets Epsteined. I also lose if either NY or federal trial results in either acquittal or hung jury.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (5 children)

That's an invaluable lesson.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I can make the Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign, but only with my left hand.

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