CritFail

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[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Has anyone told these nutjobs that treason still carries a death penalty?

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have a sinking suspicion the Washington parade is an excuse to bring in a permanent military force to prevent anything like the January 6th events from happening again.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 98 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Or, you know, parents could actually use parental controls.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You may want to watch the newest season of Black Mirror

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Pretty sure it's from a film (I can't remember which)~~- the character had cancer~~.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Well that's easier to swallow than that Bambi video."

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if you are trans-atlantic, their DEI policy mistakes this for something LGBT-related and you face automatic detention.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

In 3 turns: Did you think I would not notice your army at my border? I suggest you move them.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Probably some mineral rights they have lying around if they have some spare.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Nazi regime chose to build most of their concentration camps in nearby compliant/dominated countries as well.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I used to think it was a straight market manipulation to short the market, coupled with a crypto scam.

Here's my latest prediction for the next step: as well as being a geopolitical tool, I think they plan to use Trump's tariffs as a way to funnel more tax revenue into US Government to be directly laundered for themselves personally. The reduced order volume doesn't matter to them because 25%, 50%, 100% or whatever tariff they charge goods and services will go straight to the US government to be compliantly fed into Musk's ever-expanding business interests via government contracts. Some of those in the loop get vested stock options and get to run away with exponentially more money than they would without tariffs. Musk has already paid his dues so probably thinks they owe him.

They already tried to alter an agreement for 480,000 contract to Tesla for armed cybertrucks to be 480,000,000 and backdated it to look like it was agreed by Biden last year.

I expect to see a multi-billion AI contract awarded solely to xAI in the near future.

[–] CritFail@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Antiwordle #1145 6 guesses

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Hamstrung by being British on this one.

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