CrispyFern

joined 5 years ago
[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

Like catdog, but catcat

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The reason why the heavier Longbow had a shorter range than the mongol bows, is that it was just a wooden bow while the mongols used composite bows. Composite bows have a mix of layers and materials allowing them to be more effective.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A 5'4 woman can be 6 foot if we normalise absurd footwear

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Khorne only asks for two things; blood and skulls. Best part? They don't even have to be your own!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God is both male and female; it was a toss up with adam and eve for who got which parts and could've just as easily been an mpreg seahorse situation sicko-wistful

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

If you’re “buying” and not conjuring your cabin, then you’re already failing at witchcraft imo.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Good Lord, if that neighborhood had an HOA, Phineas and Ferb wouldn't be able to do shit.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me and the comrades doing a Cantabrian Circle but with technicals

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

In a zombie scenario, I don't think I would be patient 0. I Would be more like patient ~100k, which is still pretty good!

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

Delete my neuron history after I die.

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Growing older is mandatory, growing up is optional smuglord

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Let me pull up the vowels : A E Y U I O

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