Crewman

There's a lot of issues with forensics sciences that send a lot of innocent people to jail.

Funny that one of the most memorable stamps of my lifetime is of a Canadian.

Party of 'family values' ensuring families are torn apart! True patriots.

Founded 1889

I like this. What are each of the quotes from?

It's a reference to Sound of DA Police by KRS-One

This is concerningly similar to All Tomorrows.

Plus one to LinkSheet. I haven't used the others though.

Texas, Ohio, Illinois, Indiana, Florida, Arizona, Georgia, Iowa, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Arkansas, Minnesota, Nevada, South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Rhode Island, New Jersey, Oklahoma, Kansas, North Carolina, Utah, Missouri, Idaho, West Virginia, Colorado, Mississippi and New Hampshire.

I've heard they give you a free gun and a concealed carry permit when you're born. Does that get added to your hospital bill or is that a government progam?

That's not what my southern mother-in-law tells me.

Oh. No, thank you.