CosmicTurtle0

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[–] CosmicTurtle0 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

They aren't. In fact, many of the MAGA Republicans have been pushing their pastors to stop being so "woke" and to teach "real" Christian values, i.e. oppressing people.

The sad thing is that these pastors are giving up their values and acquiescing.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 42 points 2 days ago

The only moral abortion is her abortion. Everyone else should have held an aspirin between their knees.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 16 points 3 days ago

Best Buy will accept most electronics for recycling.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 5 points 3 days ago

Yippie kayak other buckets!

[–] CosmicTurtle0 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This verse is superceded by the Supply Side Jesus version

Be sure to rub your faith into the face of your enemies, especially if they are woke and liberal. Because seeing them panic makes God happy and therefore you happy. While you're at it, make sure everyone with dark colored skin suffers even more.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Whatever you do, avoid instructables

Add that to your block list so you aren't tempted.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is awesome! I've never had luck getting trees to grow from seed.

The best time to transplant trees is usually in the late fall or early winter. You want to do it after letting the tree acclimate to the temperature. So a few weeks before you want to transplant it, put it out at night and bring it back in during the day.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

If only those framers provided a way to update the Constitution in case things change.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what it is about "two weeks" but the right seems to have figured out that this span of time is the exact right amount for people to either stop caring or for them to forget.

[–] CosmicTurtle0 10 points 5 days ago

As a US citizen living in the worst imaginable timeline possible....

Yeah....death to America.

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