CoolMatt

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Except they're not baggy, they're just...wide. And short.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's tuna, not salmon.

Tunaella

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ahhh, siiii. 3PO!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once had a friend who said she had 3 middle names. Then she said what I thought I heard as Julianne. I thought she was joking and laughed at her joke.

Then she got mad, called me stupid, then clarified that her 3 middle names were Jewel Lee Ann.

I still thought she was joking. She was not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

The dash don't be silent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm always the pink car but get cut off by car A who decides to gun it soon as I'm right where pink car is

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Even if it wasn't shooting blanks, there's also wind, and trajectory and stuff like that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Huh? My s21+ screen reads my thumbprint with the screen off

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I have herpes

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good. Fuck seagulls. Fucking pricks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Lol they're all old people

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 month ago

See this is a good example of when that word should be acceptible to use

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