Glad you decided to be the grownup in the room. It needed to be said.
ComradeLove
joined 5 years ago
The urinal at work seems designed for maximum splashback. I look like someone just used a spray bottle on my crotch from 4 ft away.
Akshully the Icarus story doesn't make sense. The atmosphere in fact gets colder the higher you go. Are we to believe that Icarus made it through the atmosphere to outer space, and then got close enough to the sun where it would be warm enough to melt the wax, AND THEN defy gravity and fall back to earth instead of being sucked into the sun?
Coyote v Acme is the name of an Ian Frazier New Yorker piece, true fact. I've been exposed as a former member of the bourgeois.
Thanks. I never know what to say around the water fountain after sports events. I'll just repeat this stuff.
We could just keep jumping around. Undergrad Sheldon, elderly Sheldon, Baby Sheldon,...
This is how the really good ones make it to the top. They survive that test.
Her social media person must have the night off.
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No one has said ass yet. Very good.
You've just invented a new fiction genre.
It was said as a joke. More like a joke and a wink, but still, the tone wasn't all Dr Evil.