CharmingOwl

I pray to The Chairman, the god of the class struggle, to help the people of Palestine. I ask that they be protected from the plague occupying most of their land, and to guide them towards victory in any form of struggle against their occupiers. I pray that the people of Palestine know peace and happiness and are given the strength to destroy any who would attempt to harm them. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!

After The Rose Bunny lied about his actions to get Archandisos expelled from the land of the gods, rumors began circulating about what she had actually done and the celestial bureaucracy decided to appeal his banishment to the land of the gods. During his trial, he caught the attention of Koikatsu No Kami, a normal boy who died saving his younger brother in a car accident and was rewarded with a position in the celestial bureaucracy.

During the case, Archandisos became arrogant once it was abundantly clear to all that The Rose Bunny had fabricated stories. Despite being accused of dishonoring her, no other person ever heard him speak a single negative word about any of his partners. Eventually, The Rose Bunny withdrew her accusation but never admitted to any wrongdoing. Overjoyed by his success in the case, Archandisos ripped off his shirt and flexed his muscles while leaping on the podium he stood behind. This caused Koikatsu No Kami to begin bleeding from his nose.

The other celestial maidens were surprised and confused, so they ordered him to the infirmary to rest in solitude. Some knew there was an attraction between the two, but even those pretended not to know out of respect. However, after the trial Archandisos pursued the boy, because as an incubus he knew the meaning of a nosebleed. They began developing a relationship, and for weeks the entire celestial bureaucracy was gossiping about their relationship. Some were jealous but others were just extremely surprised.

After months, Koikatsu No Kami was frustrated by the lack of monogamy that Archandisos was unwilling to provide. They held affinity for each other, but decided to seek out other relationships. Koikatsu No Kami is rumored to have forbidden affairs with Archandisos as well as New Gods or other deities that other celestials are forbidden from being in contact with, but no other gods speak about it.

You should never cast a curse or anything harmful on other people, but I will tell you how to cast Havana syndrome for its folkloric value and because all communists have the ability to cast it. It is associated with The Jade Chairman and therefore comrades are immune to this type of magic. It can only affect class enemies and attempting it outside of that context, or on a person that is spiritually protected can cause it to backfire or may alert the person who can send something back.

For this spell, take some clay and mold it into the shape of a person. Then take that clay figure, and write the name of a person on it who you want to cast Havana syndrome on and put the doll into the oven for a few seconds. You should spray yourself in florida water and use bay leaves on the clay doll by rubbing them in or putting them inside the clay, so that you separate your energies from the energies of the person you are casting the spell on. You should also cleanse yourself with florida water or other things to prevent any negative energy from catching you. A few seconds in the microwave causes Havana syndrome, but a longer time may cause the person to mysteriously just die. Other possible outcomes are that they don’t get Havana syndrome, but they are removed from power or revolutionary sentiment causes them to be physically assaulted or harmed or they may be removed from their position.

Once the clay effigy is out of the oven, say “I call upon the chairman, the god of the class struggle to bring Havana syndrome onto this person for their crimes against the working class!” and then give it time. You are likely to hear confirmation of your manifestation such as seeing political dissent or they may complain of symptoms from the spell. Give it time to manifest, and allow the power of class struggle to work its magic.

Have you heard of The Washington Post? It is a website that produces liberal propaganda but does not allow it to be read unless the person consuming it pays for it. The bourgeoisie literally want you to pay for your own ideological indoctrination into their system. Other sites also exist which are intended to “give you a clear picture” of things going on in the world, and they follow a kind of logic that you must consume extreme rightist propaganda news sources like FOX alongside typical liberal American propaganda to “balance yourself out” in some way. The idea that I must listen to fascists and class enemies to understand their side of reality seems a bit out of touch with any real form of class struggle or understanding about why those organizations even exist. These rightists have to be either elites, paid by elites, or they are ideologically aligned with those kinds of extremist systems and political groups. The insane articles written under capitalism encouraging sympathy for landlords or defending the atrocities of the US regime against minorities and undocumented just shows how these people are in a completely different reality from everyone else who is sane.

So while the United States has a population that is screaming for human rights and freedom, you can’t even read their propaganda without paying, and their government is constantly committing indefensible atrocities both domestically and abroad, especially defending countries like Ukraine or Israel. Why do liberals think that the solution to this is to read the news of class enemies? Why would they consume right-wing propaganda? Do they want to become fascists? Do they want to become pro-Israel? They are giving way too much validity to malicious actors who deliberately want to radicalize their followers and spread hate. Fascist ideologies are historically incoherent and just exist to promote imperialism and whatever reactionaries and the ruling class wants.

The entire idea of diverse media is also flawed and it perpetuates the isolation of US political thought and political systems. If they truly cared for the masses, they would give them news that is backed by theory. Instead they give socially liberal pseudo leftism which ignores any form of class struggle, and they expect us to pay to read it. Give the people socialist news and theory, let them hear about Palestine from the liberation groups themselves who have boots on the ground, and let them take a break from the state ideology of the US regime.

Affinity, Reality, and Communication are the three cornerstones of human communication. They are used by salespeople but we can apply them generally to other relationships since we are not capitalists. You should not use this to manipulate others or for self gain, but rather to figure out why relationships fail for you, or to determine how to interact well with others. The three principles of ARC are correlated to each other, and you will notice in many arguments where a lack of one leads to a rapid decrease in the other two corners of the ARC triangle. Failure of ARC usually leads to arguments but even if it does not, social interaction will not be as good as if ARC was present.

Affinity is the basis of respect and a liking for the other person. You will not like every person you interact with, but without affinity you are interacting with an enemy of some kind. Treating people well, appreciating them, and not raising your voice are ways to practice Affinity as well as generally being nice during conversations. It is the most basic of ARC and without it, there is a very low chance of having any kind of productive conversation.

Reality in ARC is about being able to agree on the same basis of reality. This does not mean you need to agree with everything as the other person, but you should obviously not say anything that will cause a break in the conversation or make the person question the reality of either them or yourself. Reality can be broken through seemingly mundane statements such as anything relating to sensitive topics. Reality can be damaged by disagreeing or making contradictory statements to what people believe but these are usually salvageable. Severe reality breaks are talking to people about mythical creatures or saying things that sound completely crazy to the other person, even if they are true to those who understand them. As spiritual people you will notice the uninitiated sometimes break reality with you if exposed to your knowledge.

Communication in ARC means clearly communicating thoughts and ideas. If you are practicing affinity and reality with a person you’re already doing a good job, but you must be able to communicate clearly to get across whatever you are trying to say. This does not matter as much in casual conversation with people you like, but a breakdown in communication will cause you to be unable to articulate words and you will just ramble, speak gibberish, or you will just make strange sounds with your mouth when you attempt to talk. Less severe cases of communication breakdown can also be caused by trying to explain things with overly complex vocabulary or trying to discuss topics that are too specific or difficult for people to understand. Being a poor communicator can also result from ambiguity or speaking in ways that leave you open to be misunderstood.

You can also sign off on communications with -ARC as some people do, but this would likely require you to explain all of this.