Catatafish

Which is the longest way?

why did cookie go to the hospital?

what kind of band does not sing

I took a picture of my self but the camera lens wern't facing me. How did i get my self in the picture?

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

One side is heavy one side is not.What am I? Want a hint: One side is not

ONE DAY TWO FATHERS AND TWO SONS GO ON A FISHING TRIP. EACH OF THEM CATCHES A FISH, BUT WHEN THEY GET BACK HOME THEY ONLY HAVE 3. THEY DIDNT LOSE ANY OR ATE ANY YET. WHY IS THAT?

you wake up in the middle of the night and u find the waters boiling, the wall papers peeling and your roofs and you are coughing, which of these problems do u solve first???

As a whole, I am both safe and secure. Behead me, and I become a place of meeting. Behead me again, and I am the partner of ready. Restore me, and I become the domain of beasts. What am I?

There are two kids born on the same day, they have the same parents. Same year, and same hospital. Why aren't they twins?

A man decides to quit his job, so he turns off the lights, and walks out of the room, and 200 people die. Why do 200 people die

there is 1 in evry corner and 2 in evry room what is it