Catatafish

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Divide 30 by 1/2 and add ten. What is the answer?

Answer70

 

ONE DAY TWO AMERICANS ARE WALKING DOWN A STREET ONE IS THE FATHER OF THE OTHER ONE'S SON WHAT RELATION ARE THEY

AnswerHUSBAND AND WIFE

 

Detective Smith finds Romeo and Juliet dead on the kitchen floor surrounded by broken glass. They were alone when they died. What killed them?

AnswerRomeo and Juliet were fish in a fish bowl. A cat knocked over the bowl, and Romeo and Juliet fell on the floor, surrounded by broken glass. They couldn't breathe, so they died.

 

The fisherman loves me, doctors hates me,children loves me,what am i?

Answersilk

 

What tree is most warmly clad?

AnswerA Fir tree.

 

What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?

AnswerSalt.

 

I have legs but walk not A strong back but work not Two good arms but reach not A seat but sit and tarry not What am I?

AnswerI am a chair.

 

How many W's are in this weird word? DUUBY3

AnswerHow many (double U's) are in this werid word? 2

 

A Man and his son get on a plane home the plane crashes as it is landing. The dad dies but the boy is severly injured and rushed to the nearest hospital. He gets there and the surgen says " I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" Who was the docter?

AnswerHis mom they can be surgens too you know!

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What 7 letter word becomes longer when the third letter is removed?

AnswerLounger.

 

what runs but cant walk?

Answeryour nose

 

If you break me, I'll not stop working. If you can touch me, my work is done. If you lose me, you must find me with a ring soon after.

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