Catatafish

There were two twins. 1 of them were 20 and the other was 22 how does this work?

a man rode his horse to a hotel and told the people working there that he would stay for 2 nights. he got back on friday. how is this possible?

Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet no man throws a punch. How is this possible?

the person who invented it does not need it. the person who brought it does not want it. the person who needs it doesen't know it what is it?

I'm tempting, so it's said, I have a shiny coat of red, And my flesh is white beneath. I smell so sweet, Taste good to eat, And help to guard your teeth. What am I?

What vegetable do you have to sratch and spins around?

I sit stern on the rock while I'm raising the wind, But the storm once abated, I'm gentle and kind. Kings sit at my feet who wait at my nod, To kneel in the dust on the ground I have trod. I'm seen by the world and known by but a few. The Gentile detests me, I'm pork to the Jew. My weight is three pounds,my length is a mile, And when once discovered, you'll say with a smile- That the first and the last are the pride of the isle. The answer is a word of one syllable.

What gets bigger as you take things out of it (2 answers) ?

Whats greater than god? More evil than the devil? Poor people have it, and rich people need it?!?!

Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realised where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. What do you do?

i am always in front of u but u can not see me look for tommorow and u no what i mean! what am i?

What is greater than God? Worse than the devil? Dead people eat it? If you eat it you die? Rich people want it? And poor people have it?