Catatafish

When you stop and look, you can always see me. If you try to touch you cannot feel me. I cannot move, but as you near me, I will move away from you. What am I?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Ten Men's Strength, Ten Men's Length, Ten Men can't break it, Yet a young boy walks off with it What am I?

Why did the boy put his computer on the tree trunk?

A MAN PUTS A GUN TO HIS HEAD PULLS THE TRIGGER AND BLOWS HIS HEAD APART THEN TURN AROUND AND WALKS AWAY WHAT HAPPENED...?

If you only have one match and you entered a room and found an oil burner, a kerosene lamp and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

What has 4 legs at morning, 2 legs at noon and 3 legs at night?

a person was building a house, and then it fell down, he did not get hurt nor get mad,on the count on, he knew it was going to fall and he did not expect any one to live in it.what happened?

Which building has the most stories?

John's mother has three children the 1st called April and the 2nd called May what is the 3rd child called?

My heart is as hard as stone, yet my flesh is soft and sweet. What am I?

if a cow eats milk,what will it give out?