Catatafish

If an electric is traveling north at 150 MPH, what direction will the steam go?

what's twice in a week but once in a year?

if your in a race and you pass the person in second place what do you become

what do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

Whats black when clean, but dirty when white?

Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?

just because the sun is out dosen't mean it's day and just because the moon is out dosen't mean it's night. just because the ground has a whole in it means you will fall through.the fish are warmer than you but, colder than the you. where are you?

a man is dead, lying in the middle of the desert wearing a backpack, no winds have been reported in the area to cover up any tracks. How did he die?

Fire is often maintained above me, and if you remove my first letter, you will find the home shared by everyone you have ever known. What am I?

my mother likes coffee but doesnt like tea.

My cousin always knows what the score of a baseball game is going to be before the game even starts. How can this be?

What goes up a chimney when down, but can't go down the chimney when up?