Catatafish

A man makes a boat trip from Brazil to England. As a result of this the man gets £100,000. The man was not sponsored and did not do it for charity, so why did he get so much money?

Why are basketball players so messy?

what gets wetter as it drys?

I have a head and a tail but i have no body what am i?

I have no wings yet I fly, I have no voice yet I cry. What am I?

During a hurricane you are at a bus stop with, your best friend, who has saved your life in the past, an old lady who is about to die, and the girl of your dreams, the problem is you only have room for one person in your car, who do you take?

A gentle with one leg.

first think of the person who lives in disguise, who deals in secret and tells naught but lies. next,tell me what's always the last thing to mend,the middle of middle and end of the end? and finally give me the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word. now string them together, and answer me this which creature would you be unwilling yo kiss?

My head and tail both equal are, My middle slender as a bee. Whether I stand on head or heel Is quite the same to you or me. But if my head should be cut off, The matter's true, though passing strange Directly I to nothing change. What Am I?

Can you Geuss my name?

i am peace and war i can kill and i can save what am i?

Did you here about the travel agent that got sick at the airport?