Catatafish

What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?

I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?

What happens twice in a week? Once in a year, once in a mintue, never in an hour or day?

Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.What am I?

this is like a joke. how do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

I have a brain but no body,i have a face but i can not see. What am i?

I am seen most of the time on the road. I have 3 colours. Who Am I ?

What is greater than god, more evil that the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die?

There's a boy and his dad they got in a severe car accident. They were rushed to the hospital where they were separated into separate rooms. The Doctor went into the boys room and said "I can not operate on him he is my son". How can this be?

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A woman, and the perfect man and an alien get into a carcrash. only one survives. who survives explain.

You are traveling on the road to Mecca when you come across a fork. Two men are standing at the fork. One will always tell a lie, and the other will always tell the truth. You don't know which is which. What question can you ask either of them to still get the correct road?