Catatafish

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A box without hinges key or lid yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is it?

AnswerEGG

 

Two twin sisters are cleaning their shed. When they are done one is clean and the oter is dirty. The clean one takes a shower, and the dirty one stays dirty. Why ?

AnswerThe clean sister saw the dirty sister and thought she was dirty, and the dirty sister saw the clean sister and thought that she was clean. So she did nothing!

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some people prize it and and wished they had it some people dont realize they have it and dont really care about it u get this given to u everyday and u use it everyday

AnswerKnowledge

 

There are two Indians: a big Indian, and a little Indian. the little Indian is the big Indian's son but the big Indian is not the little Indian's father. How is this possible?

Answerthe big Indian in the little Indian's mother

 

Pull me out and and scratch my head, I once was red now black instead. What am I ?

AnswerA match

 

I have a big head, two big noses, three blue eyes, four small ears, five wide mouthes. What is it?

Answer"I"

 

What force and strength cannot get through I with a gentle touch can do, And many in the street would stand were I not a friend in hand.

AnswerA key

 

Face with a tree, skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet vermin frightens me. What am I?

AnswerAn Elephant.

 

What would you call a top-notch detective

Answersuper snooper

 

What is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you will eventually die?

AnswerNothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?

AnswerAlthough the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.

 

In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?

AnswerA Tree.

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