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Are drink coasters for people who frequently spill their drink or have trouble drinking without dribbling down the cup? in c/[email protected]
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I respect wood. I revere wood. I’m considerate of wood.

Bobby, don't _____ while you are having breakfast! in c/[email protected]
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My parents threw me out when I told them that I am __________ . in c/[email protected]
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Man, I can't believe my roommate ate all of my ____! in c/[email protected]
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The Advanced Iron Prosthetic Hand used by Götz von Berlichingen, a Medieval German Knight & Mercenary, 16th century AD in c/[email protected]
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Hail to the king, baby.

MAGA actually stands for ''Make America _____ Again'' in c/[email protected]
Because of Mr. Hendersons disgusting display last week, ________ are now banned from the country club. in c/[email protected]
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Atop the dragon's gleaming hoard, you spot a +5 Longsword of ______ in c/[email protected]
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"Your mother ended up receiving the _______ you ordered online. We are done with you, find a new place to live." in c/[email protected]
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"Your mother ended up receiving the _______ you ordered online. We are done with you, find a new place to live." in c/[email protected]
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Sir, I asked for a medium rare steak, but this steak is ______________ in c/[email protected]
Sir, I asked for a medium rare steak, but this steak is ______________ in c/[email protected]
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