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That toad is totally gonna rip you off

Fantastic source. Doing better journalism and research than pros over here. Thank you.

Is there any source on this “cover fire” incident other than this guy spinning yarn? Cuz that sounds outlandish even in 1992 and contrary to actual training. Marines have known how to enter a building for a while.

My corn cream colony is stirring. Please stop.

I’m with you. This viral moment never made sense to me cuz I can never see anything else even with my wildest imagination.

Wanted to say something similar. Like just know that it doesn’t get easier. I mean it does, but it doesn’t, ya know?

I just think of “what is grief but love persisting?”

It’s so bonkers man. I’m curious but afraid to watch The Brainwashing of my Dad cuz I know it will cut too true.

I didn’t think unironic usage was a prereq for this list, just overuse/disruptive to a classroom

Apologies friend, I'm having trouble finding it myself. But it's a longer, more elaborate version of the "this nigga eating beans" meme that really punches it up with that greentext storytelling flair. If I ever find it again, I'll post it here in your honor.

I did choose my wording purposefully due to our relationship with beans, but I assure you it’s real and worth finding

What is this even for? Is there some sort of framework a negative finding would lay that allows them to overturn policy? Trumps doing it already anyway.

Damn, looks like I didn’t get my wish: https://sh.itjust.works/comment/19193050