Blastasaurus

Instructions unclear, sprinkled bath salts on my steak dinner.

Lol not sure if joking, but obviously there is not such a definitive line.

Although 2 weeks ago it was raining at the front of the house I was working in and not in the back.

Interesting data considering the climbing daily post/comment(?) numbers I saw yesterday.

Lactose-intolerant alcoholics in shambles

The best cheating I ever saw in highschool/university was:

1. written on the brim of a hat sitting on the table. Guy would "fiddle" with it while "thinking hard".

2. guy peeled off a water bottle label, wrote on it, and stuck it back. You could read the notes through the bottle, but they were faint enough it wasn't too obvious waking by.

Because my tiny little arms have been replaced with laser-cannons.

Maybe they've learned to associate boats with their depleting food sources?

They never came in boxes - they were just loose on racks and in bins.

Hey if it means we get crude words written in the sky, I'm all for this marketing scheme.

I call bullshit. Melatonin comes in a bottle, Benadryl comes in those foil snap packs.

Also, in Canada at least, 100 melatonin = $10; 100 Benadryl = ~$40

I've been to Portland 3x and nobody has ever stopped me from pumping my own gas. I've definitely interacted with attendants inside prior to gassing up as well. Wonder if it's due to the Canadian license plates/accent?

Lol the first one. I've never noticed this little tongue before.