Bezier

The predator makes the perfect face though

I hate that feature. It wastes more time than it saves.

Human vending machine

This is standard markdown behavior. It was like this on reddit and many other places, too.

dude went full adam something

But usually racists are racist towards some other group of people, not themselves.

"Excuse me, there seems to be a mistake..."

Thanks, I love it.

I vote Ballmer.

Must be this guy

As if he would ever see it, and on top of that, take the advice?

Edit: Yup!

Your link claims the exact opposite.