BenThereDoneThat

joined 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It’s missing the milk crate stolen from behind a dunkin donuts serving as a tv stand

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

I wish this would amount to something more than a meme, but that’s none of my business

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

There sure are a lot of people whose son are in this class

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There’s a Mexican restaurant which I always wanted to try. Walked in and ordered a carne asada plate- the fucking thing was almost 30 bucks. It took like 20 minutes and was the consistency of reconstituted shoe leather and tasted like a jarred fart.

There is never a soul eating in there and yet it remains open.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Some great timing happened, my Prime membership auto renewal coincided with the inauguration and public display of facism - so I ceased all purchases and didn’t re-up for prime.

I’m doing my part!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

About half you say? That ratio sounds very familiar for some elusive reason. Color me shocked

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Pontius Pilates

Loooooooooool

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

My pistol is in my hollowed out Bible. Not sure where to put the shotty

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

In HS I dropped acid and went to see this in theaters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I find myself looking for a lyrical cadence to it also

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