BasementParty

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think so, my friend had the chicken and she didn't try to convince him otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

When the going gets tough, the tough get going in the opposite direction.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The sign just said African food so i have no idea.

From what I know about Nick Mullen doing racist impressions, I'd guess Nigeria.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Went to an African restaurant and I ordered some honey beans. The waitress there just looked at me in shock. "You will not like this, but I will tell the chef to try his best." The meal comes out, it's a good plate of beans, nicely seasoned. A little bit of fish and plantain on the side. Overall pretty good. I finish the meal and the waitress comes back saying "I cannot believe you liked it." She then went to tell the chef in the middle of finishing the check so I had to stand there for like 5 minutes.

Is it a stereotype for white people to hate honey beans? It tasted fine and I had no idea why she was so surprised about it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Miller High Life is one of the better macro brews ngl.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I had a dream I was an Xcom soldier and I'm getting shot at by like 3 aliens. Finally it's my turn and I really want to shoot them but my dumbass commander sends two other soldiers to secure the kills.

I will now be joining the side of the aliens.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Pun intended

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I was like 13 and I wanted to be more adult. Couldn't finish the first cup, after a week I was able to choke it down, by 2 weeks I thought it was okay, by a month I wouldn't have it any other way.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Succ dems, more like succubus demons because they suck.

I would just like to say that I'm NOT racist against succubi, I have friends who are succubi and at least one of them didn't oppose me making that joke. I'm like 63% sure that I won't be cursed to death by Agrat bat Mahlat for posting this.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

We all have bad days but I get by with a little help from my friends ya know. And by "get by" I mean drink myself to oblivion and "my friends" I mean copious amounts of grain alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao at people who study the Humanities, like bro, you're LITERALLY human.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I warned my grandma 3 fucking times that if she went to Botswana again that I'd go full no contact with her.

Wake up today, check social media, she's in Botswana again. I'm so sick and tired of her bullshit. I'm given he so many chances and she refuses to even consider my point of view. I'm done.

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