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I need some depressing songs but not like "oh the world sucks" and more "I'm a piece of shit who can't change."

Okay, okay. Let's beat Grownbravy to death with hammers!

Just get scissors/can openers that have bottle openers as well. You use the other two enough that you'll never forget where you have one.

What yuri fans don't want to admit is that two girls who are flirting with each other all season not being official is accurate lesbian representation. Because of socialization, they never make the first move and thus every Yuri story is about two girls trying to throw out cryptic hints while also never making a move themselves.

He was adamant about "cruising" being an activity where you got a bunch of cars and drove around town.

I've never heard it in the context where it wasn't about gay sex.

This is I how you know haven't met me yet.

It's pretty common actually.

Most of it is within a few miles on slower roads though. No one supports drinking and then getting on the highway. But a lot more people wouldn't crucify you if you had 2-3 beers and drove the backroads home.

I did a double take when I heard my very conservative scoutmaster talk about how he and his friends enjoyed going "cruising" multiple times a week when he was younger.

Apparently, Gen X straights called driving around the town "cruising." For a second there, I thought my he was a gay legend in our town.

It's weird being competent at something.

I just had an idea in photoshop and it just worked after a little fiddling around. I can express myself artistically when I want to and turn ideas into actual creations.

Well that's the power of The Home Depot.

I really need a romantic partner. Not for any emotional need or any stupid shit like that.

I just need someone to stop me from pausing Nathan For You every 5 minutes because of cringe.

It's actually Obamna.