BasementParty

I've decided to become gender fluid for the sole purpose of ensuring I only have gay sex.

If you're a man, so am I. But I refuse to be straight.

I hate China with all its overly tall walls and know-it-all cookies.

I wish I could go back to America.

It's not about fun, it's about which form of self-harm fits my mood better.

Forget what I said about reaching peak cringe, muv luv unlimited is so much worse than extra.

Is my nightly walk going to be a cigarette and sad music walk or is it gonna be a malt liquor and cumtown walk?

The two genders of having insomnia and going on a night walk.

American troops choosing to drown themselves rather than spend another minute in France.

All my gay-sexes live in Texas.

Yes

Stalin is cool.

What if instead of Richism it was Rickism and you hated people who liked Rick and Morty?

White gravy is just butter flavored, thickened milk with black pepper in it.

I'll be honest, I think I've reached cringe enlightenment. Muv Luv is so unabashedly cringe in the opening act that I've become desensitized to all further cringe.

Why should I be ashamed anymore? I've already hit rock bottom. Nothing I nor anyone else do could ever be as embarrassing as reading this.

Tamales are corn dumplings.