Bananigans

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[–] Bananigans 7 points 1 year ago

I really thought it was something my gym teacher invented to make a game out of whatever equipment she has on hand. It looked like ping pong paddles, a whiffle ball, and some lowered volleyball nets just so we could play something inside when it rained....even though she knew all we really wanted were those rad ass 4-wheeled scooters of finger crushing.

[–] Bananigans 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's really encouraging to know that, based on your experience, her job will still be number one.

[–] Bananigans 1 points 1 year ago

Being from Alabama, TIL it's called the yellowhammer state. Never heard anyone call it that before, but Wikipedia's got their back I guess.

[–] Bananigans 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The confusion is understandable. Sometimes coolguides and midcomics get some overlap.

The mod posted a much cooler guide below.

[–] Bananigans 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

(You're a psycho wiener) Let me grab my beater!

[–] Bananigans 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don't do that. That would be super crazy.  ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠ 

[–] Bananigans 8 points 1 year ago

"Kenya believe it!?"

[–] Bananigans 15 points 1 year ago

I have a partially severed optic nerve and my vision looks like the bottom middle picture if the visible section were replaced with the upper area of y=.5x²

[–] Bananigans 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There once was a boy named Bananigans, Who dreamed of a cactus with gloves on its hands.

He’d wake every day so hopeful and chipper, Thinking one day a mailman might ship her.

But days turned to months, and months into years, His cactus with boxing gloves never appeared.

For life, as it happens, had a notion less grand, And a cactus with boxing gloves wasn't the plan.

[–] Bananigans 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)

After tear gassing the clergy who were hanging out water to protesters to get them out of the way? Yes we all remember that very equivalent situation.

[–] Bananigans 2 points 1 year ago

It's a secret news aggregator that only us lazy boys without sponsor block enabled on YouTube know about.

[–] Bananigans 5 points 1 year ago

Looks like only federal to me but idk.

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