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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's why you email them...

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're telling me you got your doctoral in only 4 years... Consider me a skeptic Dr. Kitty Cat.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"hey boss, I know you told me not to ask again, so I am not, but in the event you change your mind, I have your upgrade ready to go."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Language creep. I imagine it gets worse as we age...

-Senior Application Engineer

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

On 5th avenue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I know a good cop. He was my manager at non-cop job too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Acab is not about there being good cops that are drowned out by bad cops. Acab is that, by definition, all cops are bastards. There might be good people that become cops, but they either stop being cops or stop being good people, because it's a requirement of the job. Anyone who abides by the "thin blue line" to protect their corrupt buddies is by definition corrupt, and cops, by definition follow the thin blue line or they lose their badge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's too good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The person per person count is slightly skewed for conjoined twins :)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

They are for the people dumping poison into them!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fair and honest, except the titles. Thank you, tiny badass motherfucker. I accept.

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