Asymptote

joined 2 years ago
[–] Asymptote 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

[INTRO]

Tom Scott (with his characteristic enthusiasm): "Hello, lovely internet denizens! Today, we find ourselves in a comment thread, delightfully jesting about my propensity to dive into the oddest corners of knowledge. From the physics of shoelaces to the mysteries of quantum buttered toast, we've covered it all!"

[SMILE AND NOD]

Tom Scott: "Now, I can already predict a few of the replies that might pop up here. 'Tom, why not delve into the intricacies of a potato chip next?' Well, who knows, that might just be on the horizon! And yes, someone will undoubtedly ask about the physics of a cat's purr. It's been on the list for a while, folks!"

[CONFIDENT NOD]

Tom Scott: "But you know what they say, the quest for knowledge knows no bounds! So, let's keep the laughter rolling and the curiosity burning. What's next, you ask? Well, that's anyone's guess! Stay tuned, stay curious, and let's keep this adventure going!"

[OUTRO]

Tom Scott (looking bemusedly at his busily buzzing phone): "Well, it seems the replies are pouring in already! I might be here for a while trying to keep up with all your brilliant comments. But hey, that's the joy of it, isn't it? The learning never stops! Keep those questions and suggestions coming, and I'll do my best to tackle them in the videos to come."

[TOM SCOTT SMILES AT THE CAMERA]

[–] Asymptote 26 points 2 years ago (4 children)

It's not a religion it's just some damned software

[–] Asymptote 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Kind of meta how you're cry posting about others complaining.

[–] Asymptote 3 points 2 years ago

I prefer iTerm2 on Mac because it supports ‘tmux -CC’ to transform windows into tabs.

[–] Asymptote 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is exactly what will happen. And a shopping mall and a shopping mall parking lot.

[–] Asymptote 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Asymptote 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

bash

MS-DOS

r u a wizard

[–] Asymptote 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's literally no proof he's ever been to Ukraine. You want me to prove a negative. Good luck with that.

Edit: lol I'm gonna do the impossible. He couldn't have been in Ukraine while being simultaneously in prison.

[–] Asymptote 6 points 2 years ago

Humor is hard for autists.

(Disclaimer: am autist)

[–] Asymptote 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

VSCode? Is that an Emacs extension? Or is it for vi?

[–] Asymptote 0 points 2 years ago

Ah yes, the clusterfuck of the 20th century is the lode stone

Also Pripyat isn't that bad.

[–] Asymptote -2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aw jeez his made up record would have fit right into this article?

Who cares he's still not real.

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