AstralPath

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

Salesforce is so fucking AI-pilled its insane. I hate having to use their shit-tier CRM.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My roommate's cat got her head through a plastic grocery bag handle then when she tried to back out of it it made a crinkly noise and she panicked. She bolted around the apartment for a solid minute with a grocery bag full of stuff in it causing absolute mayhem. The bag got caught on the leg of one of the kitchen chairs at high speed and she tore the handle right off the bag.

She ended up sitting on the arm of the couch with the handle of this plastic bag still around her neck. She looked like she had a cheapo lion's mane. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I genuinely love this cheesy shit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The stone age = any time before 2005 apparently 🙄

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Black holes don’t just roam around looking for planets to snack on.

Don't be so sure. There's plenty of cases of black holes devouring entire star systems. There's so many black holes just drifting around that you could make a case that they are just roaming around looking for their next snack.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

This is genius! Genius I tell you!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

If I saw anyone harm any animal intentionally outside of self-defence, that's an instant and permanent write off. I'd literally take any opportunity to talk shit about said person beating animals and would take pride in beating their ass if the moment was right.

Anyone hurting animals gets a big ol' irrevocable "fuck you" from me.

There's like 8 billion people on this planet you can be friends with. Don't roll with or enable abusers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Un chat" is correct.

Masc. = un chat. Fem. = une chatte.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Homie's never played GTA in the relaxed, follow the rules of the road kind of way and I think that's sad. 🙁

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

gum up the trolley

heaves

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Phobophile rules.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

100% agree. I think its a modern classic.

 

Hey everyone,

Not sure I've seen this particular technique before.

Here's a tutorial on how you can use REAPER's stock gate plugin to generate MIDI that you can send to an EQ to modulate frequency bands to eliminate bleed in your drum tracks. This is super powerful on toms.

Inspired by the FabFilter Pro-MB bleed reduction tricks.

 

Hey everyone. Not sure I've seen this particular technique before. Here's a tutorial on how you can use REAPER's stock gate plugin to generate MIDI that you can send to an EQ to modulate frequency bands to eliminate bleed in your drum tracks. This is super powerful on toms.

 

This is an all instruments/vocals scratch-made cover of the track that got me into Black Metal. A truly iconic masterpiece of atmosphere. I always wanted to do a cover of this track. I'm very happy with how this turned out.

Thanks to Yabridge (https://github.com/robbert-vdh/yabridge) I was able to record, mix, and master this entirely on a Linux system (Nobara) running Reaper with stock Reaper plugins, many FOSS plugins, and a couple choice paid plugins; namely GGD Invasion and Sketch Cassette II. Everything else was free or open source by choice.

#blackriverstudio #astralpath #enslaved #linux

If you enjoyed this cover, you might enjoy my black metal project Astral Path (Atmospheric Black Metal FFO Wolves In the Throne Room, Mare Cognitum, Woods Of Desolation…)

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

This is an all instruments/vocals scratch-made cover of the track that got me into Black Metal. A truly iconic masterpiece of atmosphere. I've always wanted to do a cover of this track. I'm very happy with how this turned out. I hope you enjoy my rendition of this legendary piece.

#blackriverstudios #astralpath #enslaved

Links: Enslaved - Below The Lights (Encyclopedia Metallum)

Enslaved Official Site

If you enjoyed this cover, you might enjoy my black metal project Astral Path (Atmospheric Black Metal FFO Wolves In the Throne Room, Mare Cognitum, Woods Of Desolation...)

Astral Path - Bandcamp

 
 

Hey folks, I'm hoping to find French Youtube channels to subscribe to based on the topics above. I don't get to engage much with French and I'm trying to maintain my ability to understand it and speak it. I figured if I inject some french content into my Youtube algorithm that would be very helpful.

Any recommendations would be appreciated. :)

 

...in what proximity would you have to be to the sun and how fast would you have to be spinning (like a rotisserie chicken) so that your light side didn't burn and your dark side didn't freeze; rotating just enough to keep a relatively stable temperature?

Absolutely absurd, I know but this question somehow popped into my head and won't leave. 😆🐔🔥🧊

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[EDIT] Inb4 more people try to suggest that I'm mourning the loss of this scumbag capitalist fuck: No, I'm not sad he's dead. No, I don't think corporate murder is acceptable and no, I would not ever rat to police if I knew the shooter and yes, I believe the punishment fits the crimes he's committed against untold thousands of people. THAT SAID...

I'm not down with vigilante murder or anything because it seems like the slipperiest of slopes toward chaos, but what other option is there in a situation where someone seeks to make an impact in this way? You can't just beat up evil CEOs and let them go back to work. It would be naïve to expect them to change their ways when faced with consequences for their actions and then promptly let go. It just seems like the chances that it emboldens their penchant for exploitative behaviour and disdain for people in need are too high.

We're just born into and strapped to this capitalist ride and expected to sit quiet and make these leeches their billions. How else can this cancerous greed possibly be dealt with? Is vigilante murder the only effective option? Honest questions. I'm terribly conflicted and I'm genuinely curious what more reasonable and intelligent minds than mine think about this because I can't think of an alternative to murder in this case.

Ideally, we wouldn't have to resort to vigilante killings to level the playing field but I 100% understand that we don't live in a society where the rich will ever give a fuck about the rest of us or would ever sacrifice their power over us in the name of goodwill.

 

Real therapy cat vibes.

 
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Second solo in Windowpane by Opeth.

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