A couple favourites:
"I should have never switched from scotch to martinis." Marlon Brando
"I can't take it anymore!" -Rodney Dangerfield
If I could choose what mine would be:
"Knock, knock..."
"Who's there?"
dead
I don't know why, but I find this incredibly humourous.
Related, I don't want to be buried in a graveyard but if I did I would want "I thought it would be funny" on my gravestone.
A few sources are citing reports that FIFA is currently considering it and possibly moving the games to Canada. There is a huge pressure on the organization based on reporting due to immigration and other issues with the US.
There isn't much but I can imagine more will come out as the information does.